First of all, you crazy as all hell for doing this on your toilet! But you know why I'm broke. 7 month old daughter, just married (6 months), saving for a new car, and searching for a bigger apartment/condo.
Mono. Fuckin' mono, man. I know...you thought it went out in the 90's, with the Rachel, and flannel. Me too.
But then one day I wake up convinced I must have been in a serious car accident and severed my spinal cord, because as much as I willed my body to move...it just layed there in a cold sweat, like "No. This is why you don't get drunk and makeout, Natalia. You'll now endure a month long consequence and I'm tellin your dad, too, because he's a preacher"
What does this have to do with me being broke, you ask? My asshole boss said he couldn't wait for me to recover and I was replaced. That's probably illeagal....but I wasn't awake enough to care.
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The whores.
All the whores.
Well, most of the whores. The brunettes and the blondes. Not the red heads - Homie don't play ginger people.
I'm broke because of the whores.
Food
I spend way too much eating out when I could just make the same stuff at home.
FYI, on a good day day you can get that $10 bag of 'Bucks for 6.99 at Target.
I show you how to do this, son!!!
First of all, you crazy as all hell for doing this on your toilet! But you know why I'm broke. 7 month old daughter, just married (6 months), saving for a new car, and searching for a bigger apartment/condo.
I'm broke because of life man!!
love you fam! C.J. Harris
Mono. Fuckin' mono, man. I know...you thought it went out in the 90's, with the Rachel, and flannel. Me too.
But then one day I wake up convinced I must have been in a serious car accident and severed my spinal cord, because as much as I willed my body to move...it just layed there in a cold sweat, like "No. This is why you don't get drunk and makeout, Natalia. You'll now endure a month long consequence and I'm tellin your dad, too, because he's a preacher"
What does this have to do with me being broke, you ask? My asshole boss said he couldn't wait for me to recover and I was replaced. That's probably illeagal....but I wasn't awake enough to care.
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